求一个英语小品（七人演的）

7人的英语小品剧本，短篇 .可任选其一。

求一个英语小品（七人演的）7人的小品剧本，可任选其一

求一个英语小品（七人演的）7人的小品剧本，可任选其一

求一个英语小品（七人演的）7人的小品剧本，可任选其一

pocket money

Characters: Narrator(N), Salean(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Al(A),

Candy(C), Polman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salean’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a all, dirty salean. He

always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He

has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……

He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me l you .I’m the famous

candy salean at the school gate. My candies are very

popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come

here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Nr mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Nr mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用菜刀）

Wow, rything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The

students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a n coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now

it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come

out happily and the salean goes to the school gate as usual.

（Maggie和Al 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Al! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look n!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you he money?（轻蔑）

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us

money.（自信）

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

跪求一篇7个人左右的英语话剧台词？可以直接

Skipping Class

6人剧本。《逃课》，适合学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。

Cast

Anita: Nr understands why students like to skip classes

Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life

Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it

Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes

Stn: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class

Rita: A professional class skipper

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Scene I

(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Stn, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)

Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher ge us the main topics for the mid-term examination.

Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?

Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.

Jason: Beli me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I he the “Business Mament” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.

Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.

Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…

Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?

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Scene II

(Anita, Stn and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prnt Stn and Kevin from cutting the next class.)

Anita: Hey, we’ll he the “Business Mament” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t l me that you are going to argue with Jason.

Stn: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who ge my good friend a hard time.

Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...

Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just lee him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?

Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?

Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!

Anita: wait a minute. We he Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?

Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.

Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would nr understand it without listening to the lecture.

Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would nr understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?

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Scene III

(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)

Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.

Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.

Rita: Did I? We don’t he any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.

Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we he classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?

Rita: I thought you were going to the library.

Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.

Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will he the Comr Program test tomorrow.

Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!

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Scene IV

(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )

Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor nr takes attendance. Yet, ry time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.

Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to l you now, my three very good suggestions.

Ken: What are they?

Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, wher you skip the class or not, you’ll nr pass the course.

Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?

Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t beli you can pass it.

Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?

Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat ryone nly. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.

Ken: Why?

Rita: Well if you treat the ctes nly, they will you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.

Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?

Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the ctes so they can cover it up for you.

Ken: You are a genius.

Rita: I am just very professional.

Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!

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Scene V

(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)

Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?

Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.

Kevin: Why?

Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.

Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.

Ken: Ok. Let’s go.

求英语话剧剧本，要搞笑，娱乐大众为原则，7个人的了~~~

这是7个人的，谢谢采纳Summary:

Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be erous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. Howr, he really wants to he a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a n girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged rything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...

Finally, Monica understands that it's very erous to date with strangers and trusts rything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.

Scene I

(In school cafeteria, students are hing lunch)

Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you?

(Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)

Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a n dress today!

Jessie: Thanks!

Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it?

(Jessie didn't say anything..)

Bill: Hey, you he a n watch.

(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)

Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Lee me alone!

(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.

Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)

Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this!

(Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)

Carol: No.

Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.)

Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!

Bill: I'm sorry!

Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy!

(Carol went away.)

Bill: Did I do soming wrong?

(He talked to himself)

Scene II

(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)

Bill: Sis....

Bill: Hillary!

Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long he you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me?

(Bill didn't say a word.)

Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?

Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!

Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.

Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to he a girlfriend?

Hillary: Girlfriend?

Bill: Yeah.

Hillary: Let me see what I can do.

Bill: So, can you me?

Hillary: Ok! Since yoeally want to he a girlfriend, I'll try to you.

Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!

(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)

Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend!

Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!

(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she ed Bill.)

Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!

(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)

Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!

(A little bit surprised)

Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's ual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her.

Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!

Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you?

Hillary: Me three

Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person!

Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you?

Monica: Yes, I am.

Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl.

Monica: And you?

Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"

Monica: Which school club are you in?

Hillary: Comr Information Club.

Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a comr expert!

Hillary: You can say that again.

Monica: You know I'm interested in comrs, too. So, can you teach me or l me soming about them?

Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure!

( .....Two hours later .....)

Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.

Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.

IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?

Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.

Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!

Monica: Bye!

Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.

(At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,

she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room.

She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door)

Mom: I'm coming!

Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some?

Monica: No, thanks! I he soming important to do.

Mom: What are you busy doing?

Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.

Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You n don't know who they are. I read from the newss. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you he to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young

Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me.

(Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)

Monica: Hello! Bill!

Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today?

Monica: Wonderful! It's really a n day!

Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder wher you would go out with me?

Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him?

Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!

Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend?

Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you?

Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.

Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you.

Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!

Monica: Ok! See you

Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it!

Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to l Bill this good news!

ScenceIII

(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.

A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)

Monica: Hi... Are you Bill?

Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica?

Monica: Yeah.. that's right.

Bill: You look great!

Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table!

Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things.

要6-7人的一个英语小话剧、越搞笑越好、大概10-15分钟

Little Red Riding Hood

场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的

水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑

进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事

重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some

apples and bananas for Grandma. Take

them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，

边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding

Hood说） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．

Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red

Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草

旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers,

how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One

flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步

地走上台）I am wolf. I am gry. (做找

东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding

hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where

are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red

Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真

地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.

Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma.

But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）

Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着

音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）

Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．

Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s

．Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走

到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打

几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am

very gry now. (做找寻的样子)Where

is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)

Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声

音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s

me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come

in. 字串9

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I

’ll eat you.

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着

眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）

Yummy！I’ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)

Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it

？Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little

Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把

篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几

步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet vo.

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a

big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big

hand.

Wolf：I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉

起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a

big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！

No! No! 字串2

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做

吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still

sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出

场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推

门)The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a

big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma

and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I

must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起

) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut,

cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank

you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some

needles and thread． Little Riding Hood

,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石

头)One, two, three.

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I’ll thread it.

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My

stomach is so hey.

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your

arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：

Yeah! Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、

Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

可以改编~名曰：小红帽与灰太狼